Kill Paradise @ Club Retro

so yesterday was Kill Paradise @ Club Retro in Orangevale. Talia, Olivia, and I went. we went to some store where people take their old clothes. we weren't in the mood to shop so we decided to eat at Panera. then we went to Target to get Nick some Jolly Ranchers. then we went to Club Retro where we waited forever to finally go inside. we saw Nick a few times randomly outside and we got really super excited. Intruder Alert! opened and the singer was really freaking cute. he was wearing a v-neck so we called him Clavicle Boy. :) then Portrait of a Friend played. during both bands a tranvestite was dancing next to us. before Second Day Crush played, we gave Nick his Jolly Ranchers and the little note on my wrestling room Kill Paradise picture. we also talked to Intruder Alert!. after Second Day Crush was the loverly Kill Paradise. but he only played 4 songs!!! it was an outrage! and he didn't even play Candy Land Wedding. very sad. but on the last song (R.C.N.K.) we went onstage and danced. it was fabulous. then some lame band called Vincent Flaw or something played. it was crap. but we stayed after the show and one of Nick's friends was walking outside when Talia motioned for him to come talk to her. his name was Randy. he was pretty darn cool. he's going to fly out to freaking Pennsylvania to see The Starting Line. like whoa. so we talked to him/Nick for awhile, then we had to go.

it was a pretty great night to say the least. :)





Talia's dad reading town ordinances: no person classified as ugly can walk down the city street

Talia: I don't normally eat with scissors

Talia: make it a generous heart

Me, Talia, Olivia: you have nice pair of clavicles

Me, Talia, Olivia: Clavicle Boy!!!

"Hey girl hey!
You're a gorgeous guy Lil' Cocozzella, and we enjoy watching you cook.
Man, I think that's hot.
(heart) (generous heart) (heart)
Candace
Olivia
Talia
p.s. - we're from Paradise, CA
p.s.s.- we hope you enjoy your JOLLY Ranchers"

Nick: "Hey girl hey!"

[Nick's eyebrow raise at O-Child]

Jared (Clavicle Boy): I'm part of the dinosaur club.

Me: can I maybe get a picture with you?
Jared: yeah!
Me: should I come around, or are you gonna come out...?
Jared: I'm gonna teleport. close your eyes.
(crawls under table)
Jared: I can only use that once!

Nick: we're from Denver, Colorado
Talia: Land of the fierce!
Nick: Britney Spears? she was good once

Me: I'm doin' the Hangman!!!

Randy (talking about Dancing with the Stars): it's not even real choreography. I saw you guys dancing onstage and you had original moves.

Talia: my dad thinks he's a dancer
me: that might just classify him as 'ugly'

Randy: I don't me to be rude or anything, but did you guys see that transvestite?

Talia & Randy: I love how you're calling them an 'It'

Randy: The Land of the Fierce? is that a real place?

Me, T, O: (looking at each other laughing)

Randy: it kind of sounds like The Wizard of Oz

Talia: you should write a song called "The Wizard of Fierce"

Randy: I'm going to name clouds after you

[video of Nick/all the other guys dancing]: I found you Mr. New Booty

Randy (talking about our glow bracelets): I'm happy you guys were festive

Talia: want one?

Me: wait I have one in my pants

Randy (after putting it on): it's never coming off

Randy: I'm 20
Talia: so are you part of the Dinosaur Club?

Randy: rawr.

me: have you had any Jolly Ranchers?

Randy: yeah, my tongue is sore, I've had like 4. hey! that rhymed!

me: have you been enjoying your Jolly Ranchers?
Nick: yeah, the wrappers are all over the floor

Randy: you ladies look beautiful tonight

[after giving Nick/Bryce the Cinderella tablecloth]: we're gonna put this on our merch table!

Talia (while we were talking about penises): Candace, here's a tip for you